THIS NEIGHBORHOOD'S SLICK TALKER PULLS OFF DAZZLING HEIST|BIG SCORE ALERT!

Well folks, you ain't gonna trust this! Our very own smooth-talking con artist just pulled off a heist so impressive, it's got the whole town buzzing. He/She hit the bank clean, making off with a pile of dough. The police are chasing leads, but so far, this charmer has managed to slip through their fingers. Word on the street is that he/she might b